Why Get a Blowjob Machine?

Blowjobs are amazing.  Who doesn’t like getting a blowjob?  

One of the best things about receiving a blowjob is you get to lay back, sit or stand, and relax while your partner does all the work and you get all the pleasure.  As the old saying goes, there is really no such thing as a bad blowjob.  Blowjobs are like snowflakes; each one is unique and beautiful.  But just like snowflakes, they can be rare and delicate, and you can’t keep them in your closet or dresser drawer, ready to enjoy at your convenience.  

Blowjobs machines are the perfect solution.  There are many models and designs to choose from, at a variety of different price points.  Some have realistic mouth openings, while some are more discrete in appearance, looking like something you may find in a spa or dentist office.  Most models are either battery operated or USB rechargeable, making them portable and convenient, but there are deluxe plug-in models available as well.

Like most masturbation aides, blowjob machines give the most pleasure when lubed up with a water-based lubricant before using them, and of course they must be cleaned thoroughly after use.  But the similarities stop there.

These machines are the ultimate in high tech pleasure, with a huge variety of settings to choose from and explore.  Whether you prefer a slow relaxing blowjob, or a quick and intense one, your needs will be met.  The soft, realistic materials simulate the different parts of a mouth, such as soft supple lips, as well as the tongue and back of the throat.  Once you slide yourself in, the machine takes over and does the rest of the work.  Most simulate a gentle suction sensation, or pulsing vibration to give you pleasure, while some take it even further with the inclusion of a thrusting or rotating action, to truly give you the experience of a real mouth bobbing up and down on your shaft.  There are even models with remote controls so you can more easily scroll through the different setting and speeds, finding the perfection combinations to suite your needs.

There are also a variety of features and upgrades to think about when shopping for your machine.  Some models have suction cups to attach to a desk or bathroom wall, and there are models with cell phone mounts, so you can enjoy your favorite porn with ease.  No more one-handed scrolling and cleaning lube off the touch screen!  Or for a completely immersive experience, try using a VR headset in combination with a blowjob machine – it’ll blow your mind (pun intended).

When you are in the mood for something different, or if you get tired of regular blowjobs, many of these machines also have interchangeable sleeves and insertion points.  They can transition into simulating a pussy, or even a tight butthole, for extra variety.  

If you are going to invest in one of these machines, make sure you take the time and learn to take care of it.  Like any piece of technology, you’ll get more out of your purchase this way.  But it’s not complicated; just follow the instructions included with your new device.  All of the quality units are waterproof or water resistant, and easy to take apart and clean.  And don’t skimp on the lube!  Just like an automobile will work better with quality gas, a blowjob machine will work better and give you more pleasure if you use a high-quality lube.

There’s a lot to think about, but once you decide to bring one of these machines into your sex life, you won’t be sorry.  Whether it’s just for self-pleasure, or if you decide to bring your partners along for the ride, it’s definitely the next step if you want to level up your sex toy game.